I Rock Rough And Stuff With Aubrey Huff
Actually, the title’s completely inaccurate. I don’t rock rough or anything with Aubrey Huff. I think he’s one of the few players in the major leagues that I’ve never owned anywhere. Sometime you...
View ArticleGet Desmond Before He’s Lost
I’ve given much love to Desmond Jennings already on this blog, and since what I’ve previously wrote still works, indulge me for a second, “Desmond’s time is nigh, a word that only sounds negative. DJ...
View ArticleDeep Impact: I’m A Peacock! You Gotta Let Me Fly!
I really don't want to spend much time on Endy Chavez. Which means basically two things. 1) I don't think to much of the guy. 2) The Mariners outfield situation is bad. Really bad. Boy, wouldn't it be...
View ArticleMother’s Day Sale On Pink Bats
Much respect to the mothers. Without my emergence from my mother's vagina, I wouldn't be able to bestow on you my fantasy baseball 'pertness. We are one people and everyone has popped out of a mother's...
View ArticleDetroit Rick City
They say baseball is a game of inches. When 'they' say that, 'they' are wearing a plaid jacket and flood pants. They also have adult acne. But if baseball really is a game of inches, the Tigers are...
View ArticleRZ3
Ryan Zimmerman went Yardo Montalban as he Tattooed the ball three times. Da plane, da plane...is flying right next to Zimmerman's homers! My dear guests! I am Mr. Albright, your host. Welcome... to...
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