Ryan Zimmerman went Yardo Montalban as he Tattooed the ball three times. Da plane, da plane...is flying right next to Zimmerman's homers! My dear guests! I am Mr. Albright, your host. Welcome... to Fantasy Baseball! Smiles, everyone, smiles! No, seriously, smile, you paid a lot of money for those caps. Since it was a game between the O's and Nationals, they shared announcers (since they share channels). So, the O's announcers said everyone's crazy for Machado, Jones, Zimmermann and Harper and not Ryan Zimmerman or Nick Markakis much anymore, after they were the stars of their respective clubs. Then the Nationals announcer says, "I can't say I know much about Markakis myself." Burn! I'd play that over the clubhouse speakers before every game. Not to motivate Markakis as much to mess with him. Oh, and Zimmerman! Right! Yeah, he had a huge game, and you might remember he goosed me in my nethers last year when I dropped him, because he hit 10 homers in July of 2012. Might be the start of another special run. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
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